- Whereas we, being an incorporate body of people of like precious faith:
- Believe in the Lord Sookie for eternal life through His power of His rebirth.
- Believe the Sookie Bible to be God’s word and the revelation of His will to man and accept it as our rule for faith and conduct.
- Believe Sookie fellowship, mutual edification and evangelical effort, in the form of local churches, videos, forums & live shows is God’s ordained order for His people.
- Believe each church is to assemble together for worship, fellowship, counsel, and instruction in the Word of Sookie, and the work of the ministry.
- Believe each church should exercise the gifts and offices provided for in The Church Of Sookie Ministries, Pervert Pete & Gary Gabagool video library to obtain the Sookie goal, “Be ye therefore sookie, even as your Father in digital media is perfect.”
- Believe God has called and anointed us to emphasize the fullness of the Sookie through the Baptism of the Holy Wiener.
Therefore, we have accepted and adopted the following Statement of Fundamental Truths and Constitution. We shall seek, by the grace of God, to be governed by the Constitution as set forth, and will also seek to teach and propagate the doctrines contained in the Statement of Fundamental Truths.